Annalise (6yrs): Mommy, I made this for you! Me: Awww, thank you! It’s a cute cow. Annalise: It’s you. Keep it by your bed every night. Me: Oh …. Okay…. Annalise: You see how her back legs are torn and then re-attached? Me: Yeah, did you accidentally do that? It’s okay! I still like her. […]